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vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

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don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy, via walkingdaruma)

Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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league of legends is the call of duty of videogames
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pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

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lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via deadnepetastuck)

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thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

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mshpiece:

karkaliciousbitch:

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

(Source: strangelykatie, via cantown)

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?
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professionalblender:

Natural selection has determined the Pit to rule them all

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Anonymous asked: H U G H


Answer:

!!! im so sorry if this is late i was on tumblr mobile so i didnt get a notification or anything

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK? - nah son drugs are not cool

U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW. - idk maybe tokyo or vancouver or seattle or san francisco or berlin?

G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION. - im biromantic with no preference and bisexual with a preference for girls

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK? - nah son drugs are not cool

spell your name in my ask

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sawsbuckgo:

tracytangerine:

Important Reminder for all Pokemon Fans!
Make sure you get signed up on pokemon.com and opt in for the marketing emails BEFORE the end of Monday October 20th. That’s tomorrow! The Pokemon Company is ONLY sending out Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo codes to people that have an account and are opted in to marketing emails, so even if you have an account already make sure you are opted in to receive marketing emails. You can get some awesome mega pokemon and items by playing the demo and transferring them to your real game later so don’t miss out!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT GUYS!!!!

sawsbuckgo:

tracytangerine:

Important Reminder for all Pokemon Fans!

Make sure you get signed up on pokemon.com and opt in for the marketing emails BEFORE the end of Monday October 20th. That’s tomorrow! The Pokemon Company is ONLY sending out Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo codes to people that have an account and are opted in to marketing emails, so even if you have an account already make sure you are opted in to receive marketing emails. You can get some awesome mega pokemon and items by playing the demo and transferring them to your real game later so don’t miss out!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT GUYS!!!!

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